Yanks In It Again

I have some issues with the current ALCS series. Mostly my issues are about how angry those Boston players and management are. They all need anger management! Plus they could use a public speaking coach. PLUS they all need a whole lot of grooming. What are they, HIPPIES?!?

My dad emailed me last night about the series. Here's his take on it...

Er-

At first, I was against the playoffs. I mean why not have the AL and NL teams w/ the best win/loss averages play a World Series? I thought it was simply a way to sell more beer, hot dogs and TV time. But these past couple of games have been fantastic. I'm sitting at the edge of the couch and hardly using the remote for three hours!

Now, I see it as the best of the best. It's more fun to watch than the entire season. And the Series haven't even started. Tim McCarver needs a gag. He must have talked about Kurt Shilling's ankle for half the game and then talked about it the next day!! Where the heck is Phil Risutto? The first time I heard them mention the Scooter, I expected Phil.

The Yankees look so sharp in their uniforms. Who the heck is dressing the Reds? George Costanza? It doesn't seem that two of them guys have the same uniform. I wouldn't be surprised if next year there is a reality show Queer Eye for the Boston Reds Guy. They all need haircuts, shaves, batting helmets.....do they even bathe??

Well I can relax tonight. Today is a travel day. Thank you for your time!

Love, Daddy David

GO YANKEES!!!

Comments

[erika's daddy]

Who's yer daddy?

[Erika]

hah, you!

[erika's daddy]

Boston wants to be the "bad boys" of baseball. Well I guess we proved to them that good always triumphs over evil.

[erika's daddy]

Well, that'll be the last time I predict anything! It kinda goes back to my original reason for disliking these playoffs-THE YANKEES WERE 3 GAMES AHEAD OF BOSTON at the end of the season. So why'd we need another end of the season???